Greatest Hits Volume I

It's the six month anniversary of Postmodernes Sprachspielen, and you may be wondering:

Who is Postmodern Sass, and what's the deal with the song titles?

What does Postmodernes Sprachspielen mean, anyway?

Why doesn't she allow comments on her blog?

Is she, like, obsessed with go-go boots and karaoke?

Who is Postmodern Sass's best friend, and what were they doing in Memphis in October, 2004? And — cough — did that guy she met at the airport have a piercing where I think she's saying he had a piercing?

Did Postmodern Sass's grandfather really play the accordion?

Is she still as much of a clueless dork as she was in The Viking Trilogy?

Who's this guy Jack she's always mentioning? Is he the man who made her feel like Cinderella in this early story? If so, then he couldn't possibly be the same guy who stood her up, could he? Or the guy with the Rolex and the BMW? Why does she put up with him, anyway?

Is the story of Jack and Diane true?

I could answer your questions, but that would be telling.

Remember, Gentle Reader, Postmodern Sass is not a real person, but a Sprachspiel.