Greatest Hits Volume II

One year ago today, it all began here.

In honour of the occasion of the one year anniversary of Postmodernes Sprachspielen, please allow me to present to you, Gentle Reader, Postmodern Sass's Greatest Hits Volume II, a selection of the ten best stories of the last six months:


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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

In which Postmodern Sass and her friend Zee spend three days at The Banknote

Boys Don't Cry

A story for Jack, in memory of Paco

Dear God

In which Postmodern Sass, who never believed in God anyway, is given proof

Hypnotize Me

In which Postmodern Sass watches her students write their final exam

Don't You Want Me Baby

In which Postmodern Sass recovers from her crush on The Viking

Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head

In which Postmodern Sass tells her father about Jack

Money For Nothing

In which Postmodern Sass tells stories of the good old Internet days

Paper Roses

In which Postmodern Sass celebrates her birthday

New Orleans Is Sinking

In which Postmodern Sass leaves New Orleans just before Hurricane Katrina destroys it

Cat Scratch Fever

In which Postmodern Sass remembers Mokie the cat

Update: I've had a request to add a link to "the story about the Bewitched statue" — since it's a standalone story, not otherwise connected to the storyweb.


Each story includes forward and backward links which, if followed, may pull you inextricably into the story web. Please proceed with caution.

And thank you so very, very much for reading.

I simply cannot express how much it means to me, not to mention how much it surprises me, that so many of you seem to enjoy reading about the misadventures of a dorky existentialist basket case with a Nancy Sinatra complex who hangs out in karaoke bars when she's not otherwise engaged being stood up or turned down. But I love that you do.

So just for today I'm taking Udge's advice and turning the comments on, in hopes that some of you who I haven't heard from via email will say hello. Of course, I'd also be happy to read comments from those of you who do email me from time to time.

By the way, I'm allowing anonymous comments, for those of you named after cartoon characters, seventies pop stars, playing cards, movie stars, Vikings, fairy tale protagonists, SNL characters, science fiction movies, musical instruments, or letters of the alphabet.