Come Sail Away

I wish, Gentle Reader, that I had time to ask your advice before I go sailing with Boz. You know, like, is there any boat-related vocabulary you can teach me. Which side is starboard. What questions to ask a guy with a boat — questions analagous to asking a guy with a car about his engine.

Like, um, how big is your sail?

But I don't have time because I'm meeting him at the yacht club in 45 minutes.

Opening riff on Monday. Verse 1 on Tuesday. Verse 2 on Wednesday.