She's my little deuce coupe
"Hey. What's up?"
"I just wanted to let you know that you might get a call from an insurance adjuster, about that thing the other night."
"OK. No problem. I still feel bad about that. How's Beauty?"
"She'll be fine, but it's worse than I thought. The bumper pushed into the rear wheel well."
"Poor Beauty. You know I love her, right?"
"I know."
Jack was a little freaked out the other night, because I was in The City, and he took me to his place. He finally showed me where he lives. And he backed into a concrete pillar in the parking garage, underneath his apartment building.
In the next story, Postmodern Sass is utterly disgusted by America.

3 Comments:
Poor Beauty...but that is what insurance is for... ;)
Got to watch those concrete pillars...they're tricky. They'll jump right out at ya if you aren't looking!
Is Jack going to sue the architect for his/her negligent pillar placement?
Oh! That's so sad.
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