Orange Crush

Today is Reveal Your Blog Crush Day. Say Sandra and Sizzle. They made up the rules, I'm just following them.

My Blog Crush is Tracy Kaply, of Kaply, Inc.

I think she's the cat's meow, and here are just a few reasons why:

She wages war with the gas company.

She once had to watch her goldfish poop.

She uses words like suckage.

I like her personality.


I love the fact that when she got her hair cut, her caricature got its hair cut to match.

She has a totally suckilacious condition that is in no way her fault and which sucks to the greatest depths of possible suckitude, and yet she never whines suckitaciously, but rather writes snidely and sarcastically about it. Though it must yea verily suck.

She will make you laugh. She will make you do a double-take and say, should I be laughing at a woman on dialysis? And then you'll go, but wait, she's the one who's making me laugh about it... and then, when you're over your white middle class guilt, you'll realize just how totally kickass cool she really is.

I hope she comes to Tequilacon so I can meet her in person.

To practice for Tequilacon, Sass goes out drinking with Jack in San Francisco, and nearly passes out in an alley.