Bill, I love you so, I always will
I love Bill Maher. Not love as in I love peanut butter or I love that new sweater on you, and not love as in I've got a shrine to him in my basement and am about to be the basis of next week's Law & Order plot. Love as in I hang on his every word and, excuse the vulgarity because it's not usually my style, would happily fuck his brains out. It's full on, mad groupie love.
Maybe I'm delusional, and maybe I'm wrong about the Law & Order plot, but I think I have a shot with him, should we, you know, ever be in the same place at the same time. Don't you think he looks like the kind of guy who didn't get much before he became a celebrity, and who, even now that he is, probably doesn't?
On Bill Maher's official website there's a video of him appearing on a sitcom with Geena Davis. I know how tall she is, because I once asked her where she buys her pants, so I can tell you, he's short. Really short, for a man.
I would still do him. The height differential is a lot less noticeable when you're mostly horizontal. I would even leave the four inch heels on, because I think Bill Maher is the sexiest man in America. Brains are what make you sexy, people, don't you know that?
I like to think that's how Bill Maher feels, too, and that he's not the kind of guy who goes for 25 year old bimbos, like those morons on The Millionaire Matchmaker, which, incidentally, is my new favourite show.
Maybe I'm delusional, and maybe I'm wrong about the Law & Order plot, but I think I have a shot with him, should we, you know, ever be in the same place at the same time. Don't you think he looks like the kind of guy who didn't get much before he became a celebrity, and who, even now that he is, probably doesn't?
On Bill Maher's official website there's a video of him appearing on a sitcom with Geena Davis. I know how tall she is, because I once asked her where she buys her pants, so I can tell you, he's short. Really short, for a man.
I would still do him. The height differential is a lot less noticeable when you're mostly horizontal. I would even leave the four inch heels on, because I think Bill Maher is the sexiest man in America. Brains are what make you sexy, people, don't you know that?
I like to think that's how Bill Maher feels, too, and that he's not the kind of guy who goes for 25 year old bimbos, like those morons on The Millionaire Matchmaker, which, incidentally, is my new favourite show.
3 Comments:
"Brains are what make you sexy."
Amen to that -- and I don't use "amen" in a Bill Maher related post lightly.
Nothing, absolutely nothing, is long term sexy like a great mind.
SASS you made me laugh. I caution however, be careful what you wish for - Bill could show up on your doorstep! I know I would if you posted that about me. (sigh)
Suzy (late girlfriend) was 6'. I loved kissing "up".
B
I hadn't even dreamed that he might show up on my doorstep... but it's a nice dream (ok, fantasy), thank you!
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