Time's Up

Rochester's invited me over to his place tonight, for some "positive drinking," he says. He used to live two blocks from me, but then he moved into a new condo — across the street. We work in the same place, hang out in the same bars, and live in the same block, yet we only talk online. Remember I wrote once that we never really leave high school?

He's really inviting me over to say goodbye. I guess I have that effect on men, I have to leave town before they'll go out with me.

That's right, Gentle Reader, I'm leaving San Jose.

In the next story Sass continues to discover that the secret to attracting men is to leave town.